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Your cockpit indicators are flashing red…

❌ Contacts scattered across inboxes, spreadsheets and mobiles – no-one trusts “the list”.

❌ New enquiries languish in email threads for days, prospects drift away.

❌ Friday panic: “What’s actually in the pipeline for June?”

❌ Quoting still means copy-and-paste gymnastics through Word and Excel.

❌ Every campaign needs six log-ins and Zapier duct-tape to work.

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Memory-Only CRM

The only “CRM” is the boss’s memory—if she’s out, no one knows the customer history.
 
Up to 15% repeat-revenue never invoiced
 

Sticky-Note Sales

A lead calls while someone’s on the school run; the sticky note reminder falls off the monitor and the deal dies.
 
30% of hot leads go cold
 

Version-Control Chaos

Quotes bounce around in emailed Word docs—no one can tell which version is the “final-final.”
 
20% longer sales cycle
 

Friday Guess-Pipeline

Friday pipeline check turns into “Who remembers what?” because nothing’s logged in one place.
 
Forecasts off by 25%
 

Scattered Support

Support requests scatter across WhatsApp, email, and voicemail, so customers repeat the same story three times.
 
Churn rises 14%
 

Login Relay-Race

You need four different logins just to send a simple newsletter, and half the contacts bounce.
 
35% productivity lost per send
 

Lead Blind-Spot

Marketing drives Facebook leads, but sales can’t see them—so both teams think the other dropped the ball.
 
Ad spend waste up 50%
 

Wrong-Inbox Invoice

Invoices still go to “info@” because nobody updated the contact when the buyer changed jobs.
 
Late-payment risk up 10%
 

Frozen Homepage

The homepage still shouts “Spring Sale” in August because only the freelance developer can edit the site.
 
Conversions fall 15 %
 

GDPR Hide-and-Seek

GDPR panic sets in whenever someone asks to be deleted—you’re not sure which spreadsheet they’re hiding in.
 
Fines up to 4% of turnover
 
 

Duplicate Disaster

Duplicate contacts everywhere: “John Smith LTD” versus “J. Smith Limited”—which one’s the real deal?
 
Email wastage 25%
 

Whiteboard Wipe-Out

Month-end revenue forecast lives on a whiteboard the cleaner accidentally wipes.
 
100% data loss in one swipe
 

AI Paralysis

Everyone says “We should try AI,” but no one has time to figure out where it fits, so nothing happens.
 
Missed 10% productivity gain
 

Desktop Cash-Flow

Cash-flow tracker is just an Excel sheet called “Copy of Cash-flow FINAL v3” living on one person’s desktop.
 
Cash visibility gap 20%
 

File Hide-and-Seek

New hire spends day one asking, “Where do we save things?” because there’s a Google Drive, Dropbox and a mystery shared drive nobody updates.
 
On-boarding drag 20%
 

Promo-Code Misfire

Social posts go out with yesterday’s promo code because the team schedule is hidden in someone’s personal Buffer account.
 
Margin erosion 10%
 

Consent Minefield

You realise half your mailing list never opted in—right after hitting “Send to all”.
 
Deliverability drops 30%
 

Password Hunt

Every marketing report starts with 30 minutes of hunting passwords for GA, Meta Ads, LinkedIn.
 
10% weekly time lost
 

WhatsApp “Process”

The sales “process” is really just whoever replies to the WhatsApp group chat first.
 
Win-rate drops 35%
 

Paper Calendar Trap

Customer renewal dates live on a paper wall calendar that got trashed during office repaint.
 
Recurring-revenue loss 8%
 

DIY IT

IT “support” is Googling error messages because you don’t have an IT person—just Steve, who’s “good with computers”.
 
Downtime drains 5% output
 

Price-Hike Limbo

Price increase emails drafted but never sent because no one can find last year’s pricing PDF.
 
Gross margin forfeits 3%
 

CSV Fridays

Webinar leads stuck in Zoom; exporting CSVs becomes a Friday ritual no one enjoys.
 
5% time lost each week
 

Screenshot Board Pack

End-of-quarter board pack assembled with screenshots pasted into PowerPoint because the data tools don’t talk.
 
Leadership time waste 8%
 

Merge-Tag Mishap

Trying to personalise emails without merge tags—turns “Hi %%FirstName%%” into the greeting everyone gets.
 
Open-rate drops 10%
 

Lost-in-Info@

Lost deal post-mortem reveals the prospect emailed info@ and nobody saw it for three days.
 
Chance of closing falls 100 % for that deal
 

Budget Black-Box

Marketing budget stuck in limbo because nobody can prove which channel actually generated revenue.
 
15% budget mis-allocated
 

Recognise any of these?